Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2208 of 2327 |
Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2209 of 2327 |
Life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporania;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Comment"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2210 of 2327 |
Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.
-- Helen Keller
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2211 of 2327 |
Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2212 of 2327 |
Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to
change his bed.
-- Charles Baudelaire
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2213 of 2327 |
Life is a series of rude awakenings.
-- R.V. Winkle
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2214 of 2327 |
Life is a serious burden, which no thinking,
humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else.
-- Clarence Darrow
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2215 of 2327 |
Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2216 of 2327 |
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2217 of 2327 |
Life is an exciting business, and most
exciting when it is lived for others.
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