Freebsd Fortunes 4

Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all.
                -- Thomas J. Kopp

Life without caffeine is stimulating enough.
                -- Sanka Ad

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
                -- Dave Olson

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
                -- G.B. Shaw

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

Lift every voice and sing
Till earth and heaven ring,
Ring with the harmonies of Liberty;
Let our rejoicing rise
High as the listening skies,
Let it resound loud as the rolling sea.

Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us.
Sing a song full of the hope that the present has bought us.
Facing the rising sun of our new day begun,
Let us march on till victory is won.
                -- James Weldon Johnson

Lighten up, while you still can,
Don't even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
                -- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"

LIGHTHOUSE:
        A tall building on the seashore in which the government
        maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.

LIKE:
        When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.

Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate
the difference between one young woman and another.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"