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Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille
weren't so damned great!
                -- Armistead Maupin
 
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Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be?  And if, y'know,
if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I?  And if not
now, like I dunno, maybe like when?  And if not Who, then I dunno, maybe
like the Rolling Stones?
                -- Rich Rosen (Rabbi Valiel's paraphrase of famous quote
                   attributed to Rabbi Hillel.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2263 of 2327

Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches
over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow
His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that.  On the
other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their
religions.
                -- Benjamin Spock
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2264 of 2327

Like punning, programming is a play on words.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2265 of 2327

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct
a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
                -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2266 of 2327

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
                -- Alan McKay
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2267 of 2327

Like the time I ran away...
And turned around and you were standing close to me.
                -- YES, "Going For The One/Awaken"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2268 of 2327

Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2269 of 2327

Like ya know?  Rock 'N Roll is an esoteric language that unlocks the
creativity chambers in people's brains, and like totally activates their
essential hipness, which of course is like totally necessary for saving
the earth, like because the first thing in saving this world, is getting
rid of stupid and square attitudes and having fun.
                -- Senior Year Quote
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2270 of 2327

Like you,  I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's
place in the Scheme of Things.  Here are just a few:

        Q -- Is there life after death?
        A -- Definitely.  I speak from personal experience here.  On New
Year's Eve, 1970, I drank a full pitcher of a drink called "Black Russian",
then crawled out on the lawn and died within a matter of minutes, which was
fine with me because I had come to realize that if I had lived I would have
spent the rest of my life in the grip of the most excruciatingly painful
headache.  Thanks to the miracle of modern orange juice, I was brought back
to life several days later, but in the interim I was definitely dead.  I
guess my main impression of the afterlife is that it isn't so bad as long
as you keep the television turned down and don't try to eat any solid foods.
                -- Dave Barry
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