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Likewise, the national appetizer, brine-cured herring with raw onions,
wins few friends, Germans excepted.
                -- Darwin Porter "Scandinavia On $50 A Day"
 
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Limericks are art forms complex,
Their topics run chiefly to sex.
        They usually have virgins,
        And masculine urgin's,
And other erotic effects.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2273 of 2327

"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!"
Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.

Until he died, and so reached that vicinity:
in it he found that the damned things diverged.
                -- Piet Hein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2274 of 2327

Linus:  Hi!  I thought it was you.
        I've been watching you from way off...  You're looking great!
Snoopy: That's nice to know.
        The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2275 of 2327

Linus:  I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.
        Maybe we should think only about today.
Charlie Brown:
        No, that's giving up.  I'm still hoping that yesterday
        will get better.
 
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Linus:  I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow.  Maybe
        we should think only about today.
Charlie Brown:
        No, that's giving up.  I'm still hoping that yesterday will get
        better.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2277 of 2327

Linus' Law:
        There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2278 of 2327

Lions in the street and roaming,
Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming,
A beast caged in the heart of the city.
The body of his mother lying in the summer ground,
He fled the town.
Went down south across the border,
Left the chaos and disorder
Back there, over his shoulder.
One morning he awoke in a green hotel,
A strange creature groaning beside him.
Sweat oozed from its shiny skin.
Is everybody in?  The ceremony is about to begin.
                -- Jim Morrison, "Celebration of the Lizard"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2279 of 2327

LISP:
        To call a spade a thpade.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2280 of 2327

Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,
Lisp Machine is Fun.
Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,
Fun for everyone.
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