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Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.

Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929.
Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating
table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into
a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and
walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory
x-ray film.  In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.

Human kind cannot bear very much reality.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton"

Human resources are human first, and resources second.
                -- J. Garbers

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,
responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and
immature.
                -- Tom Robbins

Humans are communications junkies.  We just can't get enough.
                -- Alan Kay

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
                -- William Gilbert

Humorists always sit at the children's table.
                -- Woody Allen