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Human cardiac catheterization was introduced by Werner Forssman in 1929.
Ignoring his department chief, and tying his assistant to an operating
table to prevent her interference, he placed a ureteral catheter into
a vein in his arm, advanced it to the right atrium [of his heart], and
walked upstairs to the x-ray department where he took the confirmatory
x-ray film.  In 1956, Dr. Forssman was awarded the Nobel Prize.

Human kind cannot bear very much reality.
                -- T.S. Eliot, "Four Quartets: Burnt Norton"

Human resources are human first, and resources second.
                -- J. Garbers

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,
responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and
immature.
                -- Tom Robbins

Humans are communications junkies.  We just can't get enough.
                -- Alan Kay

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
                -- William Gilbert

Humorists always sit at the children's table.
                -- Woody Allen

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on
chatting with persons who've never existed.  Such carryings-on in our peaceable
jungle!  We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle!  And I'm here to
state," snapped the big kangaroo, "That your silly nonsensical game is all
through!"  And the young kangaroo in her pouch said, "Me, too!"
        "With the help of the Wickersham Brothers and dozens of Wickersham
Uncles and Wickersham Cousins and Wickersham In-Laws, whose help I've engaged,
You're going to be roped!  And you're going to be caged!  And, as for your
dust speck...  Hah! That we shall boil in a hot steaming kettle of Beezle-But
oil!"
                -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who"