Freebsd Fortunes 4

Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
                -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.
                -- William Gilbert

Humorists always sit at the children's table.
                -- Woody Allen

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on
chatting with persons who've never existed.  Such carryings-on in our peaceable
jungle!  We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle!  And I'm here to
state," snapped the big kangaroo, "That your silly nonsensical game is all
through!"  And the young kangaroo in her pouch said, "Me, too!"
        "With the help of the Wickersham Brothers and dozens of Wickersham
Uncles and Wickersham Cousins and Wickersham In-Laws, whose help I've engaged,
You're going to be roped!  And you're going to be caged!  And, as for your
dust speck...  Hah! That we shall boil in a hot steaming kettle of Beezle-But
oil!"
                -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who"

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
        The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
        to... to... uh.....

I:
        The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
        with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
II:
        If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
        probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
        There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
        If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
        One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
        Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
        output.
                -- Norman Augustine

I  wish  there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
                -- Gallagher