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I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human.
                -- David Bowie
 
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I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never any good to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"
 
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I always say beauty is only sin deep.
                -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
 
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's
accomplishments.  The front page has nothing but man's failures.
                -- Chief Justice Earl Warren
 
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I always wake up at the crack of ice.
                -- Joe E. Lewis
 
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I always will remember --               I was in no mood to trifle;
'Twas a year ago November --            I got down my trusty rifle
I went out to shoot some deer           And went out to stalk my prey --
On a morning bright and clear.          What a haul I made that day!
I went and shot the maximum             I tied them to my bumper and
The game laws would allow:              I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters,        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
And a cow.                              And a cow.

The Law was very firm, it               People ask me how I do it
Took away my permit--                   And I say, "There's nothin' to it!
The worst punishment I ever endured.    You just stand there lookin' cute,
It turns out there was a reason:        And when something moves, you shoot."
Cows were out of season, and            And there's ten stuffed heads
One of the hunters wasn't insured.      In my trophy room right now:
                                        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
                                        And a pure-bred gurnsey cow.
                -- Tom Lehrer, "The Hunting Song"
 
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I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent
person, you will not sell me another book.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  258 of 2327

I am a computer.
I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  259 of 2327

I am a conscientious man, when I throw
rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
                -- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"
 
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I am a deeply superficial person.
                -- Andy Warhol
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