Freebsd Fortunes 4

I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent
person, you will not sell me another book.

I am a computer.
I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.

I am a conscientious man, when I throw
rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
                -- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"

I am a deeply superficial person.
                -- Andy Warhol

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend
than be one.
                -- Clarence Darrow

I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)

I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented
limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.
                -- Burt Lanier Safford III, "An Obscured Radiance"

I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else.
                -- Winston Churchill

I am changing my name to Chrysler
I am going down to Washington, D.C.
I will tell some power broker
        What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!

I am changing my name to Chrysler,
I am heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
        I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!

I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves
for others in a totally nonviolent struggle for justice.  To be a man
is to suffer for others.
                -- Cesar Chavez