|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 261 of 2327|
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend
than be one.
-- Clarence Darrow
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 262 of 2327|
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 263 of 2327|
I am America's child, a spastic slogging on demented
limbs drooling I'll trade my PhD for a telephone voice.
-- Burt Lanier Safford III, "An Obscured Radiance"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 264 of 2327|
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
-- Winston Churchill
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 265 of 2327|
I am changing my name to Chrysler
I am going down to Washington, D.C.
I will tell some power broker
What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!
I am changing my name to Chrysler,
I am heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 266 of 2327|
I am convinced that the truest act of courage is to sacrifice ourselves
for others in a totally nonviolent struggle for justice. To be a man
is to suffer for others.
-- Cesar Chavez
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 267 of 2327|
I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three
quarters of it is gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts
otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me.
-- Noel Coward on Edith Sitwell
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 268 of 2327|
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
-- Katharine Whitehorn
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 269 of 2327|
I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas,
I just think about it. I just went to an art museum where all of the art
was done by children. All the paintings were hung on refrigerators.
-- Steven Wright
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 270 of 2327|
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of
pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you
that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic
globule. Consequently, my family pride is something inconceivable. I
can't help it. I was born sneering.
-- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado"