Freebsd Fortunes 4

I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
                -- Paul McCracken

I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
                -- Gloria Steinem

I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
                -- Bill Cole

I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
                -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"

I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
                -- W. Churchill

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
                -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
                -- John Donne

I am two with nature.
                -- Woody Allen