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I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner
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I began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the
perfect woman. I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough,
I would find her and then I would be secure for life. Well, the years
and romances came and went, and I eventually ended up settling for someone
a lot less than my idea of perfection. But one day, after many years
together, I lay there on our bed recovering from a slight illness. My
wife was sitting on a chair next to the bed, humming softly and watching
the late afternoon sun filtering through the trees. The only sounds to
be heard elsewhere were the clock ticking, the kettle downstairs starting
to boil, and an occasional schoolchild passing beneath our window. And
as I looked up into my wife's now wrinkled face, but still warm and
twinkling eyes, I realized something about perfection... It comes only
-- James L. Collymore, "Perfect Woman"
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I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life,
particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
-- Ogden Nash
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I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute
-- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic)
how to act, and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom
to vote -- where no church or church school is granted any public funds or
political preference -- and where no man is denied public office merely
because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or
the people who might elect him.
-- John F. Kennedy
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
-- Woody Allen
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I believe that professional wrestling is clean
and everything else in the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford, sports writer
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I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac
thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the
total discrediting of the world of reality.
-- Salvador Dali
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers