Freebsd Fortunes 4

I can see him a'comin'
With his big boots on,
With his big thumb out,
He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me.
He wants to bring me down.
But some time later,
When I feel a little straighter,
I'll come across a stranger
Who'll remind me of the danger,
And then.... I'll run him over.
Pretty smart on my part!
To find my way... In the dark!
                -- Phil Ochs

I can write better than anybody who can write faster,
and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
                -- A.J. Liebling

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
                -- Lillian Hellman

I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
                -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
If it be man's work I will do it.

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
                -- Steven Pearl

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
                -- Joe Walsh

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
                -- Florence Henderson

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
                -- Phil Harris

I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With
        Your Socks Outside-in
I'm a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love
Don't Kick My Tires If You Ain't Gonna Take Me For a Ride
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I'm Blue All the Time
                -- proposed Country-Western song titles from "Wordplay"