Freebsd Fortunes 4

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
                -- Lillian Hellman

I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
                -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics

I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
If it be man's work I will do it.

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
                -- Steven Pearl

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
                -- Joe Walsh

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
                -- Florence Henderson

I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
                -- Phil Harris

I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With
        Your Socks Outside-in
I'm a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love
Don't Kick My Tires If You Ain't Gonna Take Me For a Ride
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I'm Blue All the Time
                -- proposed Country-Western song titles from "Wordplay"

I can't mate in captivity.
                -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.

I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle.  It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
                -- Robert Benchley