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I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats;
If it be man's work I will do it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  322 of 2327

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
                -- Steven Pearl
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  323 of 2327

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
                -- Joe Walsh
 
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I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
                -- Florence Henderson
 
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I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
                -- Phil Harris
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  326 of 2327

I Can't Get Over You, So I Get Up and Go Around to the Other Side
If You Won't Leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will
I Knew That You'd Committed a Sin When You Came Home Late With
        Your Socks Outside-in
I'm a Rabbit in the Headlights of Your Love
Don't Kick My Tires If You Ain't Gonna Take Me For a Ride
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I'm Blue All the Time
                -- proposed Country-Western song titles from "Wordplay"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  327 of 2327

I can't mate in captivity.
                -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  328 of 2327

I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle.  It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
                -- Robert Benchley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  329 of 2327

I can't stand squealers; hit that guy.
                -- Albert Anastasia
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  330 of 2327

I can't stand this proliferation of paperwork.  It's useless to fight the
forms.  You've got to kill the people producing them.
                -- Vladimir Kabaidze, general director of the Ivanovo Machine
                   Building Works (near Moscow) in a speech to the Communist
                   Party Conference
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