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I don't get no respect.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  373 of 2327

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.
I get fat.  I buy new clothes.  No problem.
 
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I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
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I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
                -- Elvis Presley
 
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I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got
hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
                -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
 
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I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above
globes.  They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high."
                -- Bruce Baum
 
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I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
                -- Elvis Presley
 
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I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
                -- Mike Cross
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  380 of 2327

I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much
more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
                -- Abraham Lincoln
 
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I don't know why anyone would want a computer in their home.
                -- Ken Olson, president of DEC, 1974
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