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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to
sacrifice my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
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I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes
to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.
-- Winston Churchill, 1903
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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
-- Steven Wright
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I have become me without my consent.
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I have come up with a surefire concept for a hit television show, which
would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
-- Dave Barry
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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per
cent an idiot.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal
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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats.
I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
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I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
-- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
of the British throne in order to marry the American
divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
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