Freebsd Fortunes 4

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my
wife's brother.
                -- Artemus Ward

I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
                -- Edgar Allan Poe

I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
                -- Malcolm Muggeridge

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
                -- Plato

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.
I do believe that is a record.
                -- Dylan Thomas, his last words

I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
                -- Kahlil Gibran

I have lots of things in my pockets;
None of them is worth anything.
Sociopolitical whines aside,
Gan you give me, gratis, free,
The price of half a gallon
Of Gallo extra bad
And most of the bus fare home.

I have made mistakes but I have never made the
mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
                -- James Gordon Bennett

I have made this letter longer than usual
because I lack the time to make it shorter.
                -- Blaise Pascal

I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.