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I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
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I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.
I do believe that is a record.
-- Dylan Thomas, his last words
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I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
-- Kahlil Gibran
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I have lots of things in my pockets;
None of them is worth anything.
Sociopolitical whines aside,
Gan you give me, gratis, free,
The price of half a gallon
Of Gallo extra bad
And most of the bus fare home.
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I have made mistakes but I have never made the
mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
-- James Gordon Bennett
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I have made this letter longer than usual
because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal
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I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
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I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY!
-- Cerebus, #82
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I have never been one to sacrifice
my appetite on the altar of appearance.
-- A.M. Readyhough
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain