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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  481 of 2327

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
                -- Plato
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  482 of 2327

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.
I do believe that is a record.
                -- Dylan Thomas, his last words
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  483 of 2327

I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
                -- Kahlil Gibran
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  484 of 2327

I have lots of things in my pockets;
None of them is worth anything.
Sociopolitical whines aside,
Gan you give me, gratis, free,
The price of half a gallon
Of Gallo extra bad
And most of the bus fare home.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  485 of 2327

I have made mistakes but I have never made the
mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
                -- James Gordon Bennett
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  486 of 2327

I have made this letter longer than usual
because I lack the time to make it shorter.
                -- Blaise Pascal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  487 of 2327

I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  488 of 2327

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY!
                -- Cerebus, #82
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  489 of 2327

I have never been one to sacrifice
my appetite on the altar of appearance.
                -- A.M. Readyhough
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  490 of 2327

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
                -- Mark Twain
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