Freebsd Fortunes 4

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when
you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
                -- Poul Anderson

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.

I hear the sound that the machines make,
and feel my heart break, just for a moment.

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very
interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell
more than he knows.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
                -- Thomas Jefferson

I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips,
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips,
My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here,
But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off, I really don't know why,
For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie,
I'm sorry now I killed you, our love was something fine,
So until they come to get me I will hold your hand in mine.

                -- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"

I hope you're not pretending to be evil while
secretly being good.  That would be dishonest.

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
                -- Raoul Duke