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I lay my head on the railroad tracks,
Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more.
Poor poor pitiful me. [chorus]
Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.
These young girls won't let me be,
Lord have mercy on me!
Woe is me!
Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,
Well, I ain't naming names.
But she really worked me over good,
She was just like Jesse James.
She really worked me over good,
She was a credit to her gender.
She put me through some changes, boy,
Sort of like a Waring blender. [chorus]
I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,
She asked me if I'd beat her.
She took me back to the Hyatt House,
I don't want to talk about it. [chorus]
-- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
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I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelson
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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo
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I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull
that kidnapped Europa.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to
promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want
peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of
the way and let them have it.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
-- Tom McGuane
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I like your game but we have to change the rules.
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I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg