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I lay my head on the railroad tracks,
Waitin' for the double E.
The railroad don't run no more.
Poor poor pitiful me.                   [chorus]
        Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful me.
        These young girls won't let me be,
        Lord have mercy on me!
        Woe is me!

Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,
Well, I ain't naming names.
But she really worked me over good,
She was just like Jesse James.
She really worked me over good,
She was a credit to her gender.
She put me through some changes, boy,
Sort of like a Waring blender.          [chorus]

I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar,
She asked me if I'd beat her.
She took me back to the Hyatt House,
I don't want to talk about it.          [chorus]
                -- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  542 of 2327

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
                -- Willie Nelson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  543 of 2327

I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
                -- Art Leo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  544 of 2327

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull
that kidnapped Europa.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  545 of 2327

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to
promote peace than our governments.  Indeed, I think that people want
peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of
the way and let them have it.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  546 of 2327

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  547 of 2327

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
                -- Tom McGuane
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  548 of 2327

I like your game but we have to change the rules.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  549 of 2327

I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  550 of 2327

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
                -- August Strindberg
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