Freebsd Fortunes 4

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
                -- Willie Nelson

I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
                -- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull
that kidnapped Europa.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to
promote peace than our governments.  Indeed, I think that people want
peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of
the way and let them have it.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
                -- Tom McGuane

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
                -- August Strindberg

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
                -- Art Buchwald