| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 57 of 2327 |
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 58 of 2327 |
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 59 of 2327 |
HELP! Man trapped in a human body!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 60 of 2327 |
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 61 of 2327 |
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 62 of 2327 |
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 63 of 2327 |
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
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Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!
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Hempstone's Question:
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
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Her days were spent in a kind of slow bustle; always busy without
getting on, always behind hand and lamenting it, without altering
her ways; wishing to be an economist, without contrivance or
regularity; dissatisfied with her servants, without skill to make
them better, and whether helping, or reprimanding, or indulging
them, without any power of engaging their respect.
-- J. Austen
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