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I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might
commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 562 of 2327|
I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor
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I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 564 of 2327|
I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.
-- Doctor Graper
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 565 of 2327|
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 566 of 2327|
I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
-- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 567 of 2327|
I met my latest girl friend in a department store. She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
-- Steven Wright
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 568 of 2327|
I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a
-- Will Rogers
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I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
-- William Blake, "Jerusalem"
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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
-- Alexander Woolcott