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I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might
commit some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it
irresistible.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  562 of 2327

I married beneath me.  All women do.
                -- Lady Nancy Astor
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  563 of 2327

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  564 of 2327

I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously.
                -- Doctor Graper
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  565 of 2327

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  566 of 2327

I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
                -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  567 of 2327

I met my latest girl friend in a department store.  She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  568 of 2327

I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a
congressman.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  569 of 2327

I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
                -- William Blake, "Jerusalem"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  570 of 2327

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
                -- Alexander Woolcott
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