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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  681 of 2327

I think the world is run by C students.
                -- Al McGuire
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  682 of 2327

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone
say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer
effect."
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  683 of 2327

I think, therefore I am... I think.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  684 of 2327

I think there's a world market for about five computers.
                -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  685 of 2327

I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for
paneling.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  686 of 2327

I think we are in Rats Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
                -- T.S. Eliot
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  687 of 2327

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
                -- Firesign Theatre
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  688 of 2327

I think we're in trouble.
                -- Han Solo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  689 of 2327

I think your opinions are reasonable,
except for the one about my mental instability.
                -- Psychology Professor, Farifield University
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  690 of 2327

"I thought that you said you were 20 years old!"
"As a programmer, yes," she replied,
"And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!"
"You said you were blonde, but you lied!"
Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too,
They had so much in common, you'd say.
They exchanged jokes and poems, and clever new hacks,
And prompts that were cute or risque'.
He sent her a picture of his brother Sam,
She sent one from some past high school day,
And it might have gone on for the rest of their lives,
If they hadn't met in L.A.
"Your beard is an armpit," she said in disgust.
He answered, "Your armpit's a beard!"
And they chorused: "I think I could stand all the rest
If you were not so totally weird!"
If she had not said what he wanted to hear,
And he had not done just the same,
They'd have been far more honest, and never have met,
And would not have had fun with the game.
                -- Judith Schrier, "Face to Face After Six Months of
                Electronic Mail"
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