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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  741 of 2327

I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
                -- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  742 of 2327

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it.
If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it.
It's the truth.
                -- Charlie Chaplin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  743 of 2327

I went on to test the program in every way I could devise.  I strained it to
expose its weaknesses.  I ran it for high-mass stars and low-mass stars, for
stars born exceedingly hot and those born relatively cold.  I ran it assuming
the superfluid currents beneath the crust to be absent -- not because I wanted
to know the answer, but because I had developed an intuitive feel for the
answer in this particular case.  Finally I got a run in which the computer
showed the pulsar's temperature to be less than absolute zero.  I had found
an error.  I chased down the error and fixed it.  Now I had improved the
program to the point where it would not run at all.
                -- George Greenstein, "Frozen Star:
                Of Pulsars, Black Holes and the Fate of Stars"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  744 of 2327

I went over to my friend, he was eatin' a pickle.
I said "Hi, what's happenin'?"
He said "Nothin'."
Try to sing this song with that kind of enthusiasm;
As if you just squashed a cop.
                -- Arlo Guthrie, "Motorcycle Song"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  745 of 2327

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours.
Great song.
                -- Fred Reuss
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  746 of 2327

I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.'  So I ordered
French toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  747 of 2327

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  748 of 2327

I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20
years ago.  When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors
would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they
all going to go? It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!"

Years later, I went back to the same hotel.  I noticed the room keys had
been replaced by electronic cards you slide into slots in the doors.

There was a computer in every doorknob.
                -- Danny Hillis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  749 of 2327

I went to my mother and told her I intended to commence a different life.
I asked for and obtained her blessing and at once commenced the career
of a robber.
                -- Tiburcio Vasquez
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  750 of 2327

I will always love the false image I had of you.
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