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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  870 of 2327

If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  871 of 2327

If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is
identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a
collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then
I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as
plentiful as blackberries.
                -- Leslie Stephen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  872 of 2327

If bankers can count, how come they have
eight windows and only four tellers?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  873 of 2327

If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by
some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
                -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  874 of 2327

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  875 of 2327

If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing
but illegal purposes.
                -- J. Edgar Hoover
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  876 of 2327

If Carter is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  877 of 2327

If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour.
                -- William Blake
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  878 of 2327

If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James
Watt's office.
                -- Wayne Shannon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  879 of 2327

If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.
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