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If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.
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If atheism is to be used to express the state of mind in which God is
identified with the unknowable, and theology is pronounced to be a
collection of meaningless words about unintelligible chimeras, then
I have no doubt, and I think few people doubt, that atheists are as
plentiful as blackberries.
-- Leslie Stephen
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If bankers can count, how come they have
eight windows and only four tellers?
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If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by
some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
-- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
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If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing
but illegal purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
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If Carter is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 877 of 2327 |
If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour.
-- William Blake
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If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James
Watt's office.
-- Wayne Shannon
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If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.
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