Freebsd Fortunes 4

He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.

He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of
his opinion.  It's up to you to cast it into a void or not.
                -- Phil Lapsley

He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.
If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.

Hewett's Observation:
        The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
        her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
        peers similarly engaged.

Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.

Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.  You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks.  What's wrong, you lose my number?

HEY KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:
        Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".  It's a sin to
        tell a lie.  Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
        these words were spoken.

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
                -- Sam Giancana

Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
                -- Gallagher