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If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
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If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there
is an exception to every rule. If we accept "For every rule there is an
exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception
after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of
exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there
can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception.
-- Bill Boquist
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 891 of 2327 |
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 892 of 2327 |
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 893 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 894 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 895 of 2327 |
If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus
would have only had ten disciples.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 896 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 897 of 2327 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
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If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
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