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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  91 of 2327

He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  92 of 2327

Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.
If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  93 of 2327

Hewett's Observation:
        The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
        her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
        peers similarly engaged.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  94 of 2327

Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl
To get a little more stack;
If that's not enough then you lose it all
And have to pop all the way back.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  95 of 2327

Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.  You said you were
gonna call and it's been two weeks.  What's wrong, you lose my number?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  96 of 2327

HEY KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:
        Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".  It's a sin to
        tell a lie.  Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
        these words were spoken.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  97 of 2327

"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
                -- Sam Giancana
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  98 of 2327

Hey, what do you expect from a culture that
*drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
                -- Gallagher
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  99 of 2327

Hi!  I'm Larry.  This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother
Jimbo.  We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  100 of 2327

Hi!  You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and
the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.  Please
leave your name and message after the beep...
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