Freebsd Fortunes 4

If God is One, what is bad?
                -- Charles Manson

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?

If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
                -- Yiddish saying

If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
                -- Marvin Kitman

If God wanted us to have a President,
He would have sent us a candidate.
                -- Jerry Dreshfield

If graphics hackers are so smart,
why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
                -- Chinese proverb

If he had only learnt a little less, how
infinitely better he might have taught much more!

If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
                -- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"