| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 909 of 2327 |
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 910 of 2327 |
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
-- Yiddish saying
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 911 of 2327 |
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 912 of 2327 |
If God wanted us to have a President,
He would have sent us a candidate.
-- Jerry Dreshfield
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 913 of 2327 |
If graphics hackers are so smart,
why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 914 of 2327 |
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 915 of 2327 |
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
-- Chinese proverb
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 916 of 2327 |
If he had only learnt a little less, how
infinitely better he might have taught much more!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 917 of 2327 |
If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
-- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 918 of 2327 |
If he should ever change his faith,
it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
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