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If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from
a laboratory jar at Harvard.
                -- Frank Sinatra

AS USUAL, YOUR INFORMATION STINKS.
                -- Frank Sinatra, telegram to "Time" magazine
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  929 of 2327

If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.  I
would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this
trip.  I know of very few things I would take seriously.  I would be crazier.
I would climb more mountains, swim more rivers and watch more sunsets.  I'd
travel and see.  I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary ones.
You see, I am one of those people who lives prophylactically and sensibly
and sanely, hour after hour, day after day.  Oh, I have had my moments and,
if I had it to do over again, I'd have more of them.  In fact, I'd try to
have nothing else.  Just moments, one after another, instead of living so many
years ahead each day.  I have been one of those people who never go anywhere
without a thermometer, a hotwater bottle, a gargle, a raincoat and a parachute.
If I had it to do over again, I would go places and do things and travel
lighter than I have.  If I had my life to live over, I would start bare-footed
earlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall.  I would play hooky
more.  I probably wouldn't make such good grades, but I'd learn more.  I would
ride on more merry-go-rounds.  I'd pick more daisies.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  930 of 2327

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  931 of 2327

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  932 of 2327

If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  933 of 2327

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
                -- Isaac Newton

In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with
the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
                -- Gerald Holton

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on
my shoulders.
                -- Hal Abelson

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
                -- Gauss

Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists
stand on each other's toes.
                -- Richard Hamming

It has been said that physicists stand on one another's shoulders.  If
this is the case, then programmers stand on one another's toes, and
software engineers dig each other's graves.
                -- Unknown
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  934 of 2327

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
                -- Bob Hope
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  935 of 2327

If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks,
I would send a barrel or so to my other generals.
                -- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  936 of 2327

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
                -- Goethe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  937 of 2327

If I love you, what business is it of yours?
                -- Johann van Goethe
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