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If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks,
I would send a barrel or so to my other generals.
-- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 936 of 2327 |
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
-- Goethe
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 937 of 2327 |
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
-- Johann van Goethe
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 938 of 2327 |
If I made peace with Russia today, I'd only attack her again tomorrow. I
just couldn't help myself.
-- Adolf Hitler
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 939 of 2327 |
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
-- Alan Parsons Project
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 940 of 2327 |
If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think
I'm an engineer working on something.
-- S.R. McElroy
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 941 of 2327 |
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 942 of 2327 |
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 943 of 2327 |
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 944 of 2327 |
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
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