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Life is a serious burden, which no thinking,
humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else.
-- Clarence Darrow
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2215 of 2327 |
Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2216 of 2327 |
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2217 of 2327 |
Life is an exciting business, and most
exciting when it is lived for others.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2218 of 2327 |
Life is both difficult and time consuming.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2219 of 2327 |
Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2220 of 2327 |
Life is difficult because it is non-linear.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2221 of 2327 |
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2222 of 2327 |
Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2223 of 2327 |
Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
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