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In California they don't throw their garbage away -- they make
it into television shows.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1408 of 2327 |
In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1409 of 2327 |
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling
against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1410 of 2327 |
In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-- The Kidner Report
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1411 of 2327 |
In case of fire, yell "FIRE!"
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1412 of 2327 |
In case of injury notify your superior immediately.
He'll kiss it and make it better.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1413 of 2327 |
In charity there is no excess.
-- Francis Bacon
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1414 of 2327 |
In childhood a woman must be subject to her father; in youth to her
husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons. A woman must never
be free of subjugation.
-- The Hindu Code of Manu
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1415 of 2327 |
In Christianity, a man may have only one wife.
This is called Monotony.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1416 of 2327 |
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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