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Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full
Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood,
Stop up the access and passage to remorse
That no compunctious visiting of nature
Shake my fell purpose, not keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my woman's breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature's mischief! Come, thick night,
And pall the in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes,
Nor heaven peep through the blanket of the dark,
To cry `Hold, hold!'
                -- Lady MacBeth

Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.

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Coming together is a beginning;
        keeping together is progress;
                working together is success.

Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

COMMITTMENT:
        Committment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
        The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
                -- Josh Billings

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
                -- Albert Einstein

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
Everyone thinks he has enough.
                -- Descartes, 1637

Commoner's three laws of ecology:
        1) No action is without side-effects.
        2) Nothing ever goes away.
        3) There is no free lunch.