Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 11, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos

A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became...
A handsome young rodent named Gratian As a lifeguard became a sensation. All the lady mice waved And screamed to be saved By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.

The old archeologist, Throstle, Discovered a marvelous fossil...
The old archeologist, Throstle, Discovered a marvelous fossil. He knew from its bend And the knot on the end, T'was the penis of Paul the Apostle.

A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful...
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.

Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.

I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will...
I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution. All will be suspended, and I don't care if it wrecks the National League for five years. This is the United States of America and one citizen has as much right...

Is truth not truth for all? -- Natira,...
Is truth not truth for all? -- Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I have Touched the Sky", stardate 5476.4.

For good, return good. For evil, return justice.
For good, return good. For evil, return justice.