Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 21, 2007

Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance...
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it...
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerson

The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more,...
The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the have-nots die.

He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.
He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.