Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 5, 2007

"Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters...
"Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to pur'ee of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in...

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's...
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came...
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. There...
Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. There are many examples of outsiders who eventually overthrew entrenched scientific orthodoxies, but they prevailed with irrefutable data. More often, egregious findings that contradict well-established...