Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 20, 2007

THE WOMBAT The wombat lives across the seas, Among the...
THE WOMBAT The wombat lives across the seas, Among the far Antipodes. He may exist on nuts and berries, Or then again, on missionaries; His distant habitat precludes Conclusive knowledge of his moods. But I would not engage the wombat In any form...

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought...
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.