| Humor: Sunday December 2, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 2, 2007Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp.
Acids stain...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp. Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give. Gas smells awful-- You might as well live! -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926 Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 2, 2007
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