Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 12, 2007

"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" ...
"The jig's up, Elman." "Which jig?" -- Jeff Elman

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!

There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves...
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful. -- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it,...
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away". -- Philip K. Dick

He has shown you, o man, what is good. And what does the Lord...
He has shown you, o man, what is good. And what does the Lord ask of you, but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly before your God?

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence...
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Publilius Syrus

[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying hold of her, making...
[Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast. -- Proverbs 3:18, NSV