Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 18, 2007

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who...
In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents;...
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected...
The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and upon the successful...

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior...
The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell. -- Confucius

The use of money is all the advantage there is to having...
The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. -- B. Franklin

To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.
To see a need and wait to be asked, is to already refuse.