Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 18, 2012

Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call...
Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here: TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium -- we call it a medium because nothing's well done. It...

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you...
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real good, you will get out of it.