Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 3, 2012

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

Are you a turtle?
Are you a turtle?

Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your...
Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?

Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave...
Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.