Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 21, 2014
Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot,... Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe