Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 19, 2014

There once was a fellow named Sweeney Who spilled gin all over...
There once was a fellow named Sweeney Who spilled gin all over his weenie. Not being uncouth, He added vermouth And slipped his amour a martini.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after...
Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.