Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 25, 2014

There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba...
There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rhumba on skates He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates.

Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that...
Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without...
A computer without Windows is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't...
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat