Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 14, 2014

Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when...
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.